The revengeful Elfie

 

Meet Elfie. :) 

She's pissed off. 

You wanna know why? 

Cause she caught her boyfriend making out with her neighbour Gnomette. 

Aha! She's really pissed off at her cause she parades around nude with her boobs jumping all around and flirts with every male that comes by. He doest'n even have to be her species!! She was once caught smooching with Rudolf. Go figure! The gnirl has no shame. 

Now Elfie is trying to figure out how to get back at her for stealing her man. And while she's at it she's gonna make some trouble for that no good cheating Elfonzo, too. She has a plan!

She's gonna sneak in the Santa's Workshop and mess up the equipment on Elfonzo's work station. She's gonna change all the gift tags with a naked picture of Gnomette. Once Miss. Clause sees that, she's gonna be so mad and she'll make her husband fire Elfonzo and put him and Gnomette in front of the Christmas council to figure out the punishment for them.

That is so clever. :) Nobody's gonna suspect that Elfie had her fingers in it. She's borrowing her father's camera tonight and she's gonna try to take a photo of Gnomette naked. Piece of cake! 

Ahh! Revenge is sweet! Let that be a lesson to all not to piss off an elf.

I'm linking to The Butterfly Effect again cause I did such a bad job with storytelling on my Monday's post. :) And of course linking to my Party People who Paint on Friday. :))

The revengeful Elfie