Friday, December 16, 2011

The revengeful Elfie

Meet Elfie. :) 
She's pissed off. 
You wanna know why? 
Cause she caught her boyfriend making out with her neighbour Gnomette. 

Aha! She's really pissed off at her cause she parades around nude with her boobs jumping all around and flirts with every male that comes by. He doest'n even have to be her species!! She was once caught smooching with Rudolf. Go figure! The gnirl has no shame. 

Now Elfie is trying to figure out how to get back at her for stealing her man. And while she's at it she's gonna make some trouble for that no good cheating Elfonzo, too. She has a plan!

She's gonna sneak in the Santa's Workshop and mess up the equipment on Elfonzo's work station. She's gonna change all the gift tags with a naked picture of Gnomette. Once Miss. Clause sees that, she's gonna be so mad and she'll make her husband fire Elfonzo and put him and Gnomette in front of the Christmas council to figure out the punishment for them.

That is so clever. :) Nobody's gonna suspect that Elfie had her fingers in it. She's borrowing her father's camera tonight and she's gonna try to take a photo of Gnomette naked. Piece of cake! 

Ahh! Revenge is sweet! Let that be a lesson to all not to piss off an elf.

I'm linking to The Butterfly Effect again cause I did such a bad job with storytelling on my Monday's post. :) And of course linking to my Party People who Paint on Friday. :))


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36 comments:

  1. Elfonso... What a dog...
    :)))

    Xxa

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  2. Lovely work, painting and story! Valerie

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  3. Making me roar with laughter .. especially the smooching with Rudolf part! The little vixen! Love her ears. hugs, Donna

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  4. všeč mi je tale tvoja čisto posebna deklica!
    lp
    iris

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  5. Love her story--revenge is sweet :)

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  6. Funny you... have a great imagination to write stories with letters or colors.Un abrazo

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  7. She's such a cutie. She doesn't need that cheatin' elf, anyway.

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  8. She's such a cutie. She doesn't need that cheatin' elf, anyway.

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  9. Very cute. She needs to kick that elf to the curb!!!LOL
    Have a happy Christmas
    Nicole/Beadwright

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  10. I love elves and this one has such a personality ♥ The story is funny, thanks for sharing Xo) I hope the boyfriend behaves from now on lol

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  11. You are such a tease with your story! Your painting is lovely. I always look forward to seeing what you've been painting. Faye

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  12. haha, what a great story!!
    She is my kind of elf :-)
    just a wee bit naughty, and sneaky

    xoxo

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  13. Love the piece and she does look angry. I would have just slapped Gnomette silly. Tee hee! Nice work! Thanks for sharing.

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  14. Love your painting and your story, too! Watch out Gnomette and Elfonzo!

    Happy PPF!

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  15. Oh, Gnomette has met her match with Elfie. She and Elfonzo had better watch out. Love the illustration and the story.

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  16. Lovely art work and fun! Great story! ~~ thanks, namaste, Carol (Share the Creative Journey)

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  17. :-))))) the ears. I think my dwarfs has the same funny ears, but hide them under their bis beanies

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  18. You're so funny. She is really cute, even though she is pissed!

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  19. oh what a fun little elf girl!!!! you sure have a way with words!!!! Wishing you a wonderful day!!!!

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  20. Love your wit and humor and work!
    Just fabulous!! :)

    Happy PPF!!
    Mary
    Mixed-Media Map Art

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  21. Cute story, I feel as if I know Elfie better now!

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  22. Cute story Natasha! Happy PPF! :)

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  23. I love your painting and I love your story! You put a big smile on my face! Thanks my friend ;o)

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  24. Funny story...cute as a button elf...even though she's not in a happy mood! :)

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  25. Ha! Love the backstory of Elfie. The painting is wonderful - you can see her anger. But she's still very cute.

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  26. Fabulous Natasha... love the story... and love Elfie too... such a sweet little face...

    Jenny x

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  27. Oh, I think I want to have this little elf stop by my place for Christmas - she'd be the life of the party and there would never be a dull moment!

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  28. Oh My, someone is in big trouble. What a wonderful pissy elf you've created! ~Happy Paint Party Friday! #40 Robin Panzer Art Studio 33

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  29. Brilliant! All of it . . . You're Fab! xo

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  30. She is really cute!!! She has a bad boyfriend. She should just dump his a..!!

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  31. Hahaha....! Love this story :D Nothing like a good bit of revenge :D XXX

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  32. Oh..i totally love her...xxx

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